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retiredjesus:

hitler:

wow tumblr user retiredjesus has the funniest blog

thanks hitler. means alot.

(Source: retiredjesus, via kiratabeah)

Three years later, a new girl sits cross-legged on your bed.
She tastes like a different flavor of bubblegum than you are used to.
She opens up a book that you had to read in high school, and a folded picture of us falls out of chapter three.
Now there are two unfinished stories resting in her lap.
Inevitably, she asks, and you tell her.

You say: I dated her a while back.
You don’t say: Sometimes, when I’m holding you, I imagine the smell of her vanilla perfume.

You say: She was younger than me.
You don’t say: The sixteen summers in her bones warmed the eighteen winters my skin had weathered.

You say: It’s nothing now.
You don’t say: But it was everything then.

—   Some things are better left unsaid (via organicafe)

(Source: poppyflowerpoetry, via caliegriffith)

kushandwizdom:

Everything Love

the future King of England

(Source: georgesus, via all-i-need-are-keys-and-guitars)

monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

(via kiratabeah)

“i promise that someday
i’ll buy you a place
where you can say “what a nice view”
and i’ll agree
while looking straight at you”

—   (via blackbruise)

(Source: justasgoodaseachother, via caliegriffith)

danica-joshifer:

sawsan-ff:

gvacamolly:

petitbear:

skittleoakley:

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

my heart is not okay.. I’m about to cry

I cried already.

(via teamlindsaycalifornia)

spiritual-euphoria:

lauramain-sherlolly:

dudeufugly:

wivalamine:

shahlalalalala:

earthlyscum:

can someone bring capes back into fashion

when the fuck did they even go out of fashion

Why the fuck did they even go out of fashion

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The first time the Incredibles took over a post and I am so happy about it

Well, seeing how I do not have flight capacity, I WILL WEAR A CAPE

(Source: xchaospixiex, via fitspo-girl17)

So my mom and sister found out about my stony addiction:/

And now they think I am les… their reasoning:
“You like these chatacters, who are both straight, and your ultimate desire is for them to have a gay relationship? And you have a collection of pictures of them in a various different gay scenarios? Don’t you think that sounds like you are gay?”

I don’t know what to think anymore… Stony!!!!!

(Source: animefan9586)